[COPENHAGEN] The United States has reached out to Denmark and other European nations asking if they can export eggs as Americans face surging egg prices, the Nordic country’s egg association said on Friday (Mar 14). Read more at The Business Times.

“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

  • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
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    9 hours ago

    Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

    Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

    Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?