“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

  • Letsdothisok@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    I’ve got a whole sack of eggs I’m selling for cheap, but you gotta extract them yourselves. In fact, I’ll even pay you, but then you gotta go after. Don’t hang around after.

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      7 hours ago

      Actually I would send them ONE egg, so that they can suck on it.

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      8 hours ago

      Why then? It’ll just be another corrupt warmonger. Might call themselves a democrat but in the end they still serve evil.

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    11 hours ago

    Good thing we’ve got so many international allies and are known for being such a stable, reliable economic partner. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I haven’t read the news in two months and I need to catch up on current events.

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      Well, in those two months the USA has made new enemies by insulting and threatening with invade his own allies. Worst, the USA started an economic war against his allies for no reason.

      So no, now we are not willing to help.

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    The fastest way to have a people turn on it’s leaders is for the food supply to be threatened.

    Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Americans turned on their leaders?

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      Yup. The US is currently deporting a significant portion of it’s agricultural workforce, while putting insane tariffs on the countries it imports food from, while also doing major cuts to the government which makes problems like avian flue more likely.

      The Trump regime has a very “let them eat cake” approach to the food supply.

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        while putting insane tariffs on the countries it imports food from

        Also on the country they import most of their fertilizer from.

        Real “stable genius” moves going on there.

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      Interesting that the orange traitor flooded CA’s farms in response to the recent wildfires, while also threatening undocumented farm workers, while also levying taxes across broad swaths of the economy. Seems to me that he’s been instructed on actions to take to raise food prices. Hmm…

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        10 hours ago

        American responding here.

        JD Vance and Trump both told Zelenskyy that he never said thank you for our help. They are such fucking twats and ignore how many times he’s said it in the past publicly.

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          Oh gotcha. Thanks for the response. Hopefully we as a country figure it out before it’s too late. My Facebook feed doesn’t give me much hope though…

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        It’s what the administration demanded in order to ‘talk to’ Putin about ending the war in Ukraine.

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        Trump/Vance and Zelensky had a meeting recently where it was ridiculous hostile and mentioned trival things like Zelensky didn’t say thank you. I would recommend watching it but it very embarrassing for a “world leader” to be so hostile to a friendly nation.

        That’s why Zelensky went on x and thank everyone afterwards

        https://youtu.be/v_kTNIYsFnQ?eQUm55ju6GKxNTdT

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    FUCK THAT. Let’s see eggs go to $5/each. We need to face the consequences of our collective fucking idiot electoral choices.

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      I’m confused as to why people are still buying eggs. I’ve gotten on fine without them all my life

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    15 hours ago

    The Norwegian government will offer eggs, and we will only ask for the state of New York or as we like to call it: Nye Jorvik. The citizens of Nye Jorvik will enjoy all the benefits from a stabile, functioning social democracy.