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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.

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The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
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  Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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  Yeah op needs to work on his flexibility.
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  A flexible stick made of silicone

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