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Edit: omg everyone please reply to each other with suggested additional nicknames
Name: Emily
Nickname: Emmerly. Sometimes I sing “Emmerly and Ivory” to her 😁
Name: Charlotte
Nickname: Char-Char
I also refer to them as “The Sisters” or “The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters” since they are in fact sisters from the same litter and love staring at me, visitors, and each other 😄
A rare moment of them getting along outside of having fun playfighting:
Things I love about this comment:
- Singing Emmerly and Ivory
- Emmerly’s mlem matching the cat food bag
- “Staredycat Sister’s”
- The fact that Char Char is a tortoiseshell, because I think they look like orange cats that got stuck in a sooty chimney
I have two void brothers.
Booker
- Book
- Booger
- Bookbookbookbookbookbookbookabookabooka
- Booker DeWitt (his full name) when he’s being very handsome.
Hollow
- Holla at your homeboy
- Scaredycat
- Boy
- Fatty
Both of them also get called
- Mister Man
- Void (said as many times as feels right)
- Stinkybutt
- Boysboysboysboysboysboysboys (into perpetuity)
- Handsome
My partner and I ALSO have
Mister Man
and
BOISBOISBOISBOISBOISBOIS
!!!
We don’t have stinkybutt, but I do call them “pooper”, and “poo tube”
Name: Miso
Nickname: Dickhead, when he is stupid. Mate, when he isn’t being an orange cat.
Name: Luci (disenchantment character)
Nick Names: Lulu, Goddamnit, Dumpster goblin, Lou, Stop that.
Name: Rorschach Nick Names: Buddy, Rory, purrlator, ruru, socks, hungry boi,
I think all cats are named “Stoppit.” It’s like in the taxonomy. Animalia cordata mammalia felidae stoppitae quitthatus felis catus
This is Oliver. I mostly call him:
- Little Boyyyyyyy! (Singsong, obviously)
- Beautiful Baby
- Little Baby Man
- Stinky Boy
- Goofy Little Guy
- Crunch Boy (when he’s eating)
- Whiny Baby (when he’s feeling talkative)
Oh and my partner calls him Ollie.
Mr Oxenfree!
Sushi
My wife and daughter call her su or more commonly su-su
If she’s in trouble then it’s Sushi Maki Roll <Our last name>
I call her Stink Butt because she takes the smelliest poops I’ve ever had the displeasure of smelling and then doesn’t bury them in the litter.
This is Zoe, aka Princess Zoe Peanut Butter Garbanzo
She got the name peanut butter from a delivery guy one day who was helping move in a new couch. She just went up to him friendly as can be and the delivery guy just went “hey peanut butter” and the nickname stuck.
I had a cat named Buddy, and he would get up to a lot of mischief so we’d often refer to him as “the monster”. Once you start calling your cat “Buddy monster” you’ll find you’re a very short distance from “monster of buddies I’m pulling your strings”.
Here’s Buddy after wrecking his Christmas-themed RV:
Miss Caligula, in keeping with a Roman naming tradition. Usually shortened to Cali, or more often than not just goes by kitty.
Name: Aaron Purr
Nicknames: Biscuit Boy, Boffin, Little Babushka, Baaronki Paponski the Zoozahzonski, Bahba, the VP, Bisco Pisco Sour,
Omg you got your cat to sleep somewhere that’s not directly on the fucking keyboard!?!? Who are you so wise in the ways of cats?
I did still have to create a profile for my keyboard called CAT which disables all buttons for when he decides to forgo the 10000 beds and little spots he has, to instead gaze at my keyboard and think “This right here? This is mine. It is bed”
The trick is having a decoy keyboard!
Left: Alcatraz
Alcatraz became Darkness became Dennis. A three year old saying Darkness sounds like Dennis. His name is Dennis now.
Nicknames: Supermassive black hole, big black ass
Right: Ipso Facto
Nicknames: Ipso Catso, Ipso Fatso, jerk, Ipso Untrusto,
“No really my name is Alcatraz! Like the prison island. Dennis is just a nickname. I swear! Also you haven’t met my girlfriend because she goes to a different school, I talk to her on AIM.”
My boy Mo
Or:
- MoMo
- Moby
- Mo-boy
- Moraca
- Mohamed
- Mo-reese
- Mostly harmless
- Guiller-mo
- Slow-mo
And probably dozens of other names I’ve appended Mo onto. He’s a good sport about it.—
Edit: I just realized this was his first time outside after hip surgery. That’s why his hair looks weird on the back half.
I’m losing it at Slow-Mo and Guiller-Mo
May I suggest, for when he is being a menace (I can tell this boy loves to be a menace)
- MoMoney MoProblems
- Moby Dick
- Quoth the Raven, Never Mo
(I can tell this boy loves to be a menace)
You called that right. He’s pretty much a Border Collie in a cat body. Those are definitely going into the rotation.
Possum. Her nicknames are:
- Poss
- Poss-cat
- Poss-kitty
- Poss-ghetti and meatballs
Styx, black (named after one of Plutos moons, not the 80s band)
- Stixer
- Stixie
Diesel, orange (named in memory of my friends cat)
- Dieseler
- Dieselkins
Together they are Dieselbub and the Prince of Darkness. They are brothers from the same litter and we love them very much.
Edit: Gah! I just went upstairs and they’re being adorable
Mimo, memes, mats shmickelson when eating, captain zeiksnor when annoying and sjattepoemel when sweet.
