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Amilo159@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

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Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

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Amilo159@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

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        Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

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          Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.

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    “Hey where did our tent go?”

    Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly

    “No idea.”

    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A classic

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        I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…

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    It’s that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.

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      Gotta make sure it smells right.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      For Science!!!

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    https://youtu.be/6rZxa3XGcF8

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.

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    I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?

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