So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
“Hey where did our tent go?”
Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly
“No idea.”
A classic
I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…
It’s that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.
Gotta make sure it smells right.
For Science!!!
Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.
I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?