“Russia Announces Successful Strike on Ukraine’s Moon”
“Russian Intelligence Service ‘Baffled’ As Zelensky Not On Moon During Decapitation Strike”
“Russian Infrastructure Attacks Expand to Ukrainian Tide Production”
“Russia to Purchase Iranian Moon Drone Technology”
Edit: I have more.
“Russian Outcry at Acts of Moon Terror on Scientific Drone”
“Russia Mobilizing to Put Threat of Moon Terror to Rest, Putin: ‘We will get you, moon Nazis’”
“Russia Denounces NATO Satellite Build Up Near Its Moon Territories”
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What?
The moon is also destroying Russian machines.
This explains everything.
I think the Russians simply mistook the moon for an orphanage
What news? I don’t get it.
I found this one, the BBC should be reliable for this kind of information: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66562629
I’m not sure when Shork Flork showed up, but they’re very cute.
So I know their moon probe crashed, but I don’t get it. ELI5, please.
For context:
Thanks but, yeah, still not getting it. So Russia recruits a shark, known for not being a particularly nice creature, then adds the moon?