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Elon Musk visited C.I.A. headquarters on Monday to discuss his efforts to downsize the government as a federal judge ordered the agency to reconsider its firings of employees who had been assigned to diversity recruiting.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      After watching that new wendigoon video about the recent document dump, yeah cia don’t play. Well they do fuck around, but they seem to be completely immune from finding out. Musk only just got to the first finding out of his life, the CIA has been dodging that shit since inception.

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    2 days ago

    Foreign intelligence agencies are about to have a much easier time spotting American spies in the field. Anyone who isn’t a straight white Christian male will have been effectively eliminated from the pool of possible American operatives.

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    Did he leave alive? Seems like the last few people who tried to rein in the CIA ended up dead.

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      Honestly the funniest way for Musk to die. Bonus points if he is found floating down the Potomac without his pants, and just his pants shoes and socks still on. I do not know why I’d find it funny but I would.

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      He’s gonna get severely ill in a month or 2 and die in a hospital. Death: natural causes.

      just looked it up

      Withdrawal symptoms occur because the ketamine has altered opioid receptors in the brain. Psychological withdrawal symptoms can be dangerous. Perhaps the most dangerous is intense depression, which can lead to an increased suicide risk.

      Withdrawal symptoms from ketamine are primarily psychological in nature. Some chronic users have reported experiencing physical withdrawal symptoms, but these have not been scientifically proven. The most common ketamine withdrawal symptoms are:

      Agitation
      Confusion
      Psychosis, including delusion and hallucination
      Loss of motor skills
      Rage
      Nausea
      
      Decrease in respiratory and cardiac functions
      Insomnia
      Shakes
      Hearing loss
      Fatigue
      Cognitive impairment
      

      They can suicide him and claim it was the katamine addiction

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    2 days ago

    Realistically, between this and the FBI, what we’re going to discover over the next year or two is how well the Three-letters have actually been keeping terrorism at bay over the years.

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    2 days ago

    Instead of overthrowing 5 democracies a year, they’re to be limited to three.