Kinda unfortunate because if Americans understood the Hitler speeches they’d know he’s a whiney bitch who sounds just as stupid as Trump with just as much of a victim complex.
Die in hell. points at shoes
English insults are like “How’s your day, love?” and the other lad is positively miffed on account of how you pronounced it.
UND KEINE EIER!
That guy has the thickest accent, which makes the song even funnier to me
I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language. As a Dutchman who also speaks German, it’s a perfectly pleasant language to me in 99% of the cases (but then I think it’s beautiful anyway, hence why I learnt it). There’s nothing inherently ‘screamy’ about German.
Though I have to admit that when I do hear it being screamed in, it immediately triggers associations with that period in history like I was there myself. I blame movies.
I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language.
Yeah it’s exactly that: Stereotype and being used to a certain melody in a language. For me (German) Arabic often sounds aggressive for some reason… Farsi and Dari sound pleasent though. I don’t understand neither of them…
Even in Germany we consider some other dialects rude or aggressive sounding. For a lot of people Berlin’s dialect sounds rude or some people from the north have the same feeling with some dialects from the sound. (For me it’s the dialects spoken in the Black Forest).
Language is weird.
Honestly Saxonian ist the worst. I automatically assume I am talking to a Nazi and brace myself. The fact that that I am right in about 1 of 2 cases doesn’t really help either
When I attended presentations in English by researchers from e.g. Egypt, I’ve always wondered what they are so angry about.
You sound just like people from the UK who talk about not liking the word fookin’ used in jokes because they don’t talk like that.
Lass sofort ein Bier rüberwachsen, sonst setzt’s Randale!
Der Schaum sieht jämmerlich aus
I’m German, but I have to hand it to them: The Dutch have by far the best insults of any language.
When the Dutch start cussing:
My mother tongue is Afrikaans, I thought our insults were intense. Until I moved to the Netherlands, damn chill.
Einmal Pommes mit Ketchup zum mitnehmen bitte, aber ohne Zwiebeln
Ne, ich bin die Currywurst und er Pommes rot-weiß.
*Pommes-Schranke
Wer ist Pommes mit Zwiebeln?
Ich, wie gesagt, nicht, aber manche Leute essen alles mit Zwiebeln. Bis zu einem gewissen Punkt geh ich da mit, aber bei Pommes und Obstsalat nicht
Jedes gute Rezept fängt damit an eine Zwiebel in Würfel zu schneiden und in der Pfanne goldgelb anzudünsten, außer das von Marmorkuchen.
Marmorkuchen ohne Zwiebeln? Muss ich mal ausprobieren!
Holländer: Friet Speciaal
Und ohne Blei.
It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.
East Asian languages in general (excluding Japanese). My first thought seeing this meme was “this MF never heard Cantonese before?”
Korean either sounds whiny or argumentative
They say that about North Mexico.
Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore
Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt
Oida!
Wosn?
Hoid dei Fetzbebn
Dai Fotzen daugt nur für a Maulfotzen!
Wos mechst, du Saubazi?! So a Packal Scheyn is schnell ausbackt!
Mit Karte bitte!
I’m sorry I’m sorry!
Russian sounds super soft. Childish, almost.
i dont like russian government but the russian language actually sounds cool for me
I used to drive for a living and all night long I would listen to podcasts and audiobooks. I really enjoy spy, military, and sci-fi. So I’ve listened to a ton of spy and military books with Russian characters. Eventually I started trying to impersonate different voices and got really good at the Russian and Scottish voices.
My Scot doesn’t really fool anyone, but I’ve got a few people now with the Russian voice. It also helps that the Russian accent most people know if the one American actors use in TV and film. I’m sure anyone who knew what a real Russian accent sounded like would know instantly.
Ich nehme den Saupressmagen in Biersoße mit Kartoffeln und dazu ein Hacker-Pschorr.
Ich hab nur Augustiner!
Augustiner trink ich wenn ich kotzen will.
Weils so gut ist, dass du dich immer brutal volllaufen lässt?
Idk man “May you get fucked by a swordfisch” (spanish insult) is pretty hard in my book x)
Magst du gefickt werden bei einem Schwertfisch?
*Mögest du von einem Schwertfisch gefickt werden.
Konjunktiv I, and “bei” would be appropriate for “by candlelight” or “at the bakery”, but not “by some agent”. “vom Bäcker” – you’re getting fucked by the baker, "beim Bäcker’ – you’re getting fucked at the bakery. Dative in both cases.
What’s this in Spanish?
¡Que te folle un pez espada!
TIL https://crossidiomas.com/que-te-folle-un-pez/
This idiom may seem vulgar and offensive at first glance, but it has a deeper meaning that reflects the culture and mentality of the Spanish people.
That’s a cool site
I’m in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.
Polish and Finnish swearing though… That’s next level.
Yeah, strangely most languages sound intimidating when you just yell the words.
