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Put the apostrophe down and no one gets hurt.
The apostrophe will. Up is its natural habitat. Transplanting it elsewhere may cause a significant amount of distress. Worst case scenario, it might even turn into a comma!
Apostrophes are a finite resource. We need to use them appropriately.
Next we’ll deal with the American Meta-comma, quickly replacing the colon, semi-colon, and period. Watch out for the elusive trailing delimiter comma, previously found delimiting a sub-clause but so extinct as to be completely absent on-line.
Pan’s what?
Exual
Labyrinth, of course. They just really like eye contact while they get a handjob.
Flute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If they’re French, it means they’re attracted to bread.
You like this, don’t you? Perv.
