Maybe the nations belligerently bombed by Israel should begin issuing their own evac orders? “We are going to do something nasty. Please don’t be inside overnight on Monday” and then bomb something minor.

Repeat weekly, different day each time. Something small.

Week 11 say Thursday, really wreck some stuff the day before with no injuries, and say “oops”.

Repeat until they fucking get it.

The Pentagon Pizza Report is off the charts right now. The nearest Domino’s is super busy and the local gay bar is empty.

Major shit is going down tonight

Maybe this is the nuclear winter that will cancel out global warming