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minus-squarefloop@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up143·7 个月前Exactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down8·7 个月前Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are. On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
minus-squarePieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 个月前The banks are legally required to know who you are. It’s part of AML and anti-terrorist financing laws It’s called KYC or “know your customer”.
minus-squarecuteness@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 个月前They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics. What a shit show they’ve become.
minus-squareScott@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 个月前Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 个月前Wow who’s your butthole guy? Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 个月前huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 个月前FWIW, it looks normal Firefox web and on Jeroba
Exactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are.
On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
The banks are legally required to know who you are. It’s part of AML and anti-terrorist financing laws
It’s called KYC or “know your customer”.
KYC? Isn’t that a sex lube?
Who is floop?
I am floop!
I’m on to you Spartacus!
We are floop!
They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics.
What a shit show they’ve become.
Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
Wow who’s your butthole guy?
Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”
huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?
Hum
FWIW, it looks normal Firefox web and on Jeroba