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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 hours ago

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    So you’re saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    11 hours ago

    A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn’t care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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      I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

      Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

      “One size fits all (OSFA?) :) just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like ;) …anyway, I’m done, seriously :) okay bye… :D .lol…kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

      • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        So, you gonna ask her out?

        • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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          6 hours ago

          I have another screenshot where it just says “*Giggling*” so maybe

          • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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            giggity

    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 hours ago

      “If I see you on the street, I’ll shoot you.”

      • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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        10 hours ago

        Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

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        Thanks, I had everything but “pego”.

        • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, it’s a very informal way of saying it.

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          9 hours ago

          “I’ll hit you with”/“I’ll stick to you”

    • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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      This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I’d like some dark humor in my code base.

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    Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

    Get to work OP. The world needs this.

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      Classic OOP bloat.

      OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        as the sying goes “brainfuck around and find out”

  • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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    Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      Dose nutz

      • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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        9 hours ago

        HA! GOTEM!

    • mmmac@lemmy.zip
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      No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

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    When the logger starts to ask real questions

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