• crapwittyname@feddit.uk
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      9 hours ago

      In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

      \\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

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        8 hours ago

        If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.

        Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.

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            5 hours ago

            It’s an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.

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          If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.