• onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    How do you accidentally bite the head off a bat? That’s like accidentally sticking your penis in someone other than your SO.

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      10 days ago

      He thought it was a toy or something thrown by a member of the audience, the biting was deliberate but the live bat part was an accident

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      Dude, the internet is full of videos of the latter. As far as I can tell that’s a pretty frequent occurrence - your analogy does not hold.