🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down111
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-21 year agoMe: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.” Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.” Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence] Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThis is how you know who your real friends are.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoYeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me! That’s what you meant, right?
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoShampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
minus-square🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThis perfectly sums up the phenomenon
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agohttps://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year ago Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
Me: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.”
Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.”
Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence]
Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
This is how you know who your real friends are.
Yeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me!
That’s what you meant, right?
Yeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
This perfectly sums up the phenomenon
https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
Damn, this got literal