This is why I only talk to my cats like adult humans.
One is a lawyer and the other an investment banker.
It’s important to not coddle them.
Your cats are lawyers too?! My 3 boys just made partner at “Cat Butt, Cat Butt & Tail”
Junior partner at Princess, Fuzzbutt, and Chonks
Mr. Pickles the vase was found on the floor in pieces by the lady of the house.
You were witnessed on the mantle shortly after the incident.
What is your defense?Meow?
That’s convenient. It seems to be an odd coincidence indeed. And yet we have a long list of witnesses of your blatant disregard for elevated objects.
I myself witnessed you dislodge a flower pot last week. Can you explain that as coincidence?Mrow.
No. No you can’t. With all these repeat offenses how are we supposed to judge you?
Meow.
Yes I see. That’s right. You are indeed a cat. We don’t judge you. You judge us.
In that case i hope youre not giving them free room and board.
Sometimes it feels like it’s their house and I’m just living there, but I earn my keep by providing meals.
“Oh haha sorry I was talking to my cat”
I really wonder sometimes if people are actually so bad with using their words or if they just play it up for Internet clicks.
Why not both? Anyway, I know this does happen irl. I was once leaving an office and the lady there had a really cute chihuahua, so I said “Goodbye” and added cheerfully: “Bye bye, sweet creature.” It took me about a minute to realise I didn’t check whether the lady saw I was talking to the dog. Hopefully she’s used to her dog getting lots of attention - that’s what I tell myself now to cope.
Even saying that doesnt take away their embarrassment
In my case, I’m genuinely that bad with words. I do try though.
Yes
I did this recently when I walked past someone’s garden and their pet sheep came over to see me. I was happily chatting away to the sheep about how much it had been munching away and how hot it must be with all that wool when a very confused postman I had not noticed responded
Also, here is said sheep
I genuinely want to get a pet sheep one day. They’re so cute!!
Lamb season always makes me smile. My mother used to absolutely melt when she saw them, so it’s a happy reminder of her
Sheep are also incredibly gross and dirty animals that don’t clean themselves. Think of a goat but with long, curly hair that collects every bit of dirt.
Look up a petting zoo.
Who tf has a pet sheep?
Hey everyone, check out this guy who doesn’t even have a pet sheep.
who doesn’t even have a pet sheep.
“You can’t say everyone has a pet sheep, when everyone does not have a pet sheep. We’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘Where’s my pet sheep? Why don’t I have a pet sheep?’”
Why would that be, I wonder…?
Farmers, I assume. It was a small village with a lot of farms
Here in the states at least, it can get you an agriculture tax break. Lots of people will have pet goats, sheep, donkeys etc…
Does it deliver your mail, though?
DM: “You rolled a natural 1 on your charisma check. What is your response to your neighbor’s question?”
Player: “I was searching for my pussy!”
I hope my neighbor doesn’t think I address her as “my little quadropus.” Especially since mine is an indoor cat and I never talk to my cat outdoors.
I talk sweet to my cats too! The words aren’t because it’s endlessly self amusing to insult them without their knowing. Haven’t been caught by a stranger yet.
That’s hilarious
Damn. So this woman can’t take a joke whatsoever then? Explains the cat at least.
