miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前RTFM is Sagelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up11.85Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.81Karrow-down1imageRTFM is Sagelemmy.dbzer0.commiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square259fedilink
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·1 年前When you were partying I read the fucking manual. When you were having premarital sex I mastered reading the fucking manual. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
minus-squareBazoogle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Can’t have friends asking you for help if you don’t have friends.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 年前My internet is broken. Can you have a look?
minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Does your manual contain a chapter about barbarian invasions?
When you were partying
I read the fucking manual.
When you were having premarital sex
I mastered reading the fucking manual.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Can’t have friends asking you for help if you don’t have friends.
My internet is broken. Can you have a look?
Does your manual contain a chapter about barbarian invasions?
Whose doesn’t?