miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoRTFM is Sagelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square241fedilinkarrow-up11.59Karrow-down128
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minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoWhen you were partying I read the fucking manual. When you were having premarital sex I mastered reading the fucking manual. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoMy internet is broken. Can you have a look?
minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoDoes your manual contain a chapter about barbarian invasions?
minus-squareBazoogle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoCan’t have friends asking you for help if you don’t have friends.
When you were partying
I read the fucking manual.
When you were having premarital sex
I mastered reading the fucking manual.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
My internet is broken. Can you have a look?
Does your manual contain a chapter about barbarian invasions?
Whose doesn’t?
Can’t have friends asking you for help if you don’t have friends.