miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoRTFM is Sagelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up11.86Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.82Karrow-down1imageRTFM is Sagelemmy.dbzer0.commiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square259fedilink
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·1 year agoWhen you were partying I read the fucking manual. When you were having premarital sex I mastered reading the fucking manual. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
minus-squareBazoogle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoCan’t have friends asking you for help if you don’t have friends.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoMy internet is broken. Can you have a look?
minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoDoes your manual contain a chapter about barbarian invasions?
When you were partying
I read the fucking manual.
When you were having premarital sex
I mastered reading the fucking manual.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Can’t have friends asking you for help if you don’t have friends.
My internet is broken. Can you have a look?
Does your manual contain a chapter about barbarian invasions?
Whose doesn’t?