The drunk driver reported that he was almost hit by a car going in the wrong direction.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Is it just me? Am I the only one who has been very drunk but still always know not to get behind the wheel of a car?

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      1 year ago

      Devils advocate: at least in the US they need to get rid of the thing that says sleeping in your car in the parking lot of the bar is a DUI.

      That’s literally a person doing the responsoble thing but the pigs can’t help but salivate over the easy DUI they can add to their “not-a-quota”.

      It encourages people to drive drunk when they might have slept it off in the car because there’s a chance you get away with it, whereas sleeping in the car at the bar is a guaranteed DUI.

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    1 year ago

    Guy hears on the radio: “Careful out there, there’s a car going the wrong way on the highway”.

    Guy: “There’s a lot more than one!”

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    1 year ago

    I guess the drunk driver has done a lot of driving in a country where they drive on the other side of the road, which would explain why they got confused when drunk.

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    1 year ago

    This is like a scene in a comedy movie. It’s hilarious until you remember this happened in the real world.