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      Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.

      There is no way he’s a good guy.

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          Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.

          Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.

          Both have elf slave labor.

          Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.

          Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.

          However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.