- Ha, meemaw… - /looks down - Oh God! I’m meemaw!!! - One of us! One of us! 
 
- There is nothing close to terrifying as seeing a „meemaw“ in the wild. You just know things got out of hand that she went outside - Or you’re just at the laundromat on the iffy side of town. 
 
- If I’m being called to leave the house after 7 someone better be dying or wanting to fuck. - What about dying to fuck? Lol 
 
- When the PJs are on and the makeup is off! 
- Meh, if going out after getting home, I’m usually wearing athletic shorts and a baggy T-shirt with no bra because I don’t care at this point in life. 
- I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight. 
- I can go from redneck casual to showered and in a tux in 30 minutes if I push it. Will I push it? Only if vagina is on offer, and I’m married, got plenty at home. 





