We of course identified that issue a long time ago and set our best poets and thinkers and engineers to solve the problem. They came up with an utterly ingenious solution that is in use to this day: das Eichhörnchen.
Squirrels are OK, but yeah, it is a subject that is little spoken about in Germany that once in a while, you’ll have to remove a dead cat that got stuck, if you leave them open.
So if a squirrel falls in the window while you’re gone, it’s stuck there until you open the window the right way?
It opens to the inside.
What if the squirrel is Australian?
Then it can climb out because it is a spider.
Throw a wombat or a half empty can of fosters at it.
Squeeze the shit outta that llittle bugger and throw an half empty wombat at the squirrel!
You cut its ground harness with your boomerang.
Then it would fall up and never get stuck in the window.
The Germans will never be able to tell anyone, as they cannot pronounce the word ‘squirrel’
We of course identified that issue a long time ago and set our best poets and thinkers and engineers to solve the problem. They came up with an utterly ingenious solution that is in use to this day: das Eichhörnchen.
Oakatzl!
Buyer beware, that’s Eichhörnchen at home from Temu.
Squirrels are OK, but yeah, it is a subject that is little spoken about in Germany that once in a while, you’ll have to remove a dead cat that got stuck, if you leave them open.