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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

And they don't even have Root Beer

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And they don't even have Root Beer

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    👌👍

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    9 hours ago

    Why cant i get a crack rock to? Guess bodily autonomy isn’t actually all that important after all.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      It’s great. It’s crack. It gets you really high

  • Phegan@lemmy.world
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    I find that more and more places have a full non alcoholic list. As someone who is 6 years sober, it’s nice to see it grow.

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    We have a law that at least one non-alcoholic drink must be cheaper than the cheapest alcoholic drink.

    Some places offer milk for that, and if you try to order it, they tell you: sorry, it has gone bad.

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      that’s some bullshit right there

      • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        It’s called malicious compliance.

        • Solumbran@lemmy.world
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          How is it compliance if the drink is not available?

          It’s called bullshit, nothing else.

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            They have the item on the menu and it’s cheaper; they have complied with the law.

            The law mentions nothing about required stock. Perhaps they can offer a single glass before they are out. Therefore they have complied with malicious intent.

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      Better get milking then

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    As a good rule of thumb any place that serves large quantities of alcohol is probably going to serve a number of drinks that are usually mixed with alcohol. So cranberry juice or seltzer water and the like. So at the very least those are always going to be options.

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      I would like non alcoholic Cuba libre … light.

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        Coming right up. Here’s your 200ml of water. That’ll be €9.

        • plactagonic@sopuli.xyz
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          I meant this bit from Big Bang Theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0oiZCdvyFQ

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    just go to shitty restaurants that have those coke freestyle machines. you’ll die of heart disease from eating fast food all the time, or maybe complications from diabetes from all that soda, but you’ll have options. Or maybe just drink water

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      I’m making a fuckin cherry peach cocaspritea and nobody can stop me

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    God forbid you just ask the bar to make you something off menu.

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      Even if I know what ingredients they use, I might not know how to make any good nonalcoholic drinks with the ones they have. That’s the point of having a menu.

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        Get over it. You’ll survive this.

        • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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          Is there a reason you’re being a dick or is this just your default state

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            If you’re going to complain about God giving his strongest warriors his greatest challenges on the Internet, you’ll get a call out 🤷‍♂️

            Like honestly, how much more absolutely helpless could you be? This is stuff my toddler literally can handle at a restaurant.

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              So there’s no reason? Blocked lmao

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      Or ask for water.

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