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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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POV: You're a programmer

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POV: You're a programmer

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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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    There are far more male programmers… As a programmer, be gay or stay alone… Choose!

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      Oh that explains why my wife is gay

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        She sleeps with men, that’s pretty gay

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          There are a lot of things she does but that aint one of them

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          Think you forgot to check their username before commenting that haha

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          Thats a hell of a way to find out.

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        And clearly it worked!

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      There are those who transition, so a significant chunk of that male programmer population is “male” as in quotation marks, only that some transition earlier than others. Does not guarantee that you can get the transgender autistic puppygirl (or other variations) of your dreams, since many of them are lesbians.

      But also feel free to look outside your field for a partner. It’s okay to date an artist as a programmer.

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        Feels weird reading this as the only single woman programmer in my friend group who likes men

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        I think programmer should be seen as a gender itself.

        I’m currently transitioning myself, already have a homeserver and a Linux PC, can’t wait to be a real programmer.

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          and gender confirmation would not be getting called sir/ma’am at the starbucks but people asking you for IT help?

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            Just slurs, shouted angrily and incoherently whike they blame you for all the shit that was designed (by someone else) to not work.

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          I detransitioned from being a programmer and all I have is depression since, maybe I should retransission into being a programmer

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      It’s not gay if I’m wearing programming socks.

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