Probably be a great place to broadcast the hangings from.
Bold of you to assume they ever plan on leaving. He’s already handing out Trump 2028 hats and Bannon is just doing media interviews telling everyone he isn’t leaving.
You don’t tear down an entire wing from one of the most (symbolically) important buildings in the country just to throw parties for a couple years and then leave.
A free retirement villa for all the citizens he took healthcare & SNAP away from.
Turn it into a pigsty.
Use the pigs to feed the hungry.
Also, breed the pigs to look like Trump.
(I mean, if the Danes could get a pig breed to look like their flag, I’m sure Americans can get a pig breed to look like Trump. I mean, they’re already almost there!)
Remember that scene in Inglorious Basterds where they lock the cinema full of Nazi officers and set it on fire?
Cool scene, just thought I’d bring it up.
Executing Trump.
We could probably take the ballroom apart very carefully and use the materials to rebuild the east wing but, once started, we’d discover that trumpy cut corners like hell to line his pockets even more and the ballroom is just a pig shell of nothingness, but with golden lipstick.
Nobody is going to rebuild the east wing. Americans don’t want it torn down, but I’m sure most of us also don’t want our money spent rebuilding it
Seems like it’ll have plenty of space for a guillotine.
Wouldn’t it make a good court room for a Nuremberg-style trial to hold the current Junta responsible for their crimes and treason? And remember: “I was just following orders” is not a valid excuse!
Good one.
Demolished and have offices built.
demolished is the only answer.
it won’t be built to code. shortcuts will be taken as everybody looks to score some free cash along the way.
no one will know what ‘extra’ items were planted during its reconstruction. even more significant if the security bunkers underneath the demolished east wing are also rebuilt.
A guillotine is all that’s needed in there
Nuremberg trials
I’m not convinced it’s going to survive the civil war that is required to get Trump and his cronies out of power.
Especially because there’s a bunker underneath.
I’m willing to bet this is all about modernising the bunker, not the east wing.
“Modernizing” being euphemism for planting lots of listening devices for his
friends in Russiapaying customers.It’s not tacky or gold-covered enough for Trump’s tastes. He needs that shitty dollar store-baroque style to feel at ease.
Maybe a big courtroom like what Nuremberg was used for after WW2.
A man can dream.
Yes.
After that torn down and used as a rose garden.
Free venue for queer weddings
