Donald Trump will likely name his new $300 million White House ballroom after himself, according to senior administration officials.
Already, officials are referring to it as “The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom.” That name will likely stick, ABC News was told.
Trump has not publicly said what he intends to name the ballroom, but he is known for branding his construction projects after himself – and it appears this project will be no different.
I thought we’d settled on Epstein Ballroom.
How could it be anything else? Epstein Ballroom seems good to me!
LBJ was all about the ballroom.
Underrated comment.
Jumbo needed legroom.
Saint Epstein (Great Guy (Totally Innocent (Democrat Scapegoat Even))) Memorial Ballroom
angel epsteinel.
I mean, that’s all I’m ever going to call it.
No-one is every gonna call it anything but the Epstein ballroom.
The republicans will.
They will then use their media arm to accuse us all of something sinister hoping the name won’t stick.
The name will stick
The Epstein Ballroom.
Meh, I’m kinda hoping we dissolve the presidency redistribute control of the different agencies to answer to congress and get rid of the stupid presidential elections every 4 years. Changing the whole landscape that is our party system because it won’t be so much of a popularity contest and commemorate it by demolishing the White House and putting a park in its place.
You mean the Epstein Ballroom?
The Epstein Memorial Gilded Rapetorium.
Well that’s just misleading.
It should be the child rapetorium
This is why we need big idea dudes like you in power.
It’s the Epstein Ballroom
Trump is Right though, it should named after him as well.
the Trump-Epstein ballroom
The Chester the Molester Monstrous Carbuncle.
I’m not “mememing”, if we all informally call it the Epstein ballroom, it’ll become the official name.
same way as conservatives renamed ACA to Obamacare. we can do the same.
IF we ever take our country back, the first thing we should is tear down that monstrosity, and replace it with the original plan, and charge him for the job. After all, he never asked permission, he just took a bulldozer to the most iconic building in America.
I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.
Demolish that shit again.
And his ballroom.
I’d want to, but that might be throwing good money after bad. Maybe they’ll find a better purpose for it.
Throwing good money after bad would be spending another $200,000,000 to retrofit the monstrosity and be sure there are no “Russian clocks.”
Just demolishing the thing and acting like a Kaiju stepped on the east wing might be petty and wasteful, but it wouldn’t be throwing good money after bad.
its up to 350mil the last i heard.
No, fuck it. Time to be petty. Raze the fucker.
Why does the White House even need a Ballroom? Do they throw many balls?
Money laundering scheme, maybe?
I figured he was jealous of Putin or something.
Nothing says modern and big strongly manly man than getting all dolled up for a ballroom…
So that diplomats can do the twist on Trumps balls?

The White House has no balls

The Rapist Room, then?
Democrats should officially rename it to “The Trump and Epstein Ballroom” before demolishing it. :)
Fox news wouldn’t know how to report that news.
Seriously. I sure hope Taco is around to see it. :)
Highly likely his kids Uday and Qusay will be around, as well as lots of his asshole collaborators.
new $300 million White House ballroom
Wasn’t it $200 million a week ago? Did they do a proper procurement with the right building specification or they’re just eyeballing the price because anyway they asked the president’s friend to build it with the
bribe“donation” money and they’re “uh yes we need another $100 mil “donation” to finish it”My personal conspiracy theory is that they aren’t building a 300 million dollar ballroom, they are building a 275 million dollar new secret bunker with a 25 million dollar ballroom on top.
Bingo.
Or a 5 million dollar ballroom with 295 million in slush funds
Epstein Ballroom
Agree, it should be named after him
the Trump-Epstein ballroom
Epstein Ballroom.
Everyone is calling it that. The best people.
Future generations will treat it as a public bathroom.
I’m hoping that one day it will be a Smithsonian museum of White House history, including an exhibit of everything Trump destroyed to build his guilded monstrosity. Something tells me it won’t happen, even if there is ever another Dem in office, because the Dems are still pathetically hung up on decorum and would never do anything so direct to slight a previous administration. Still, nothing would make Donnie seethe more than seeing this space opened to the riff raff.











