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perishthethought@piefed.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Vested

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Vested

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perishthethought@piefed.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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From https://tribe.net/@AbsoluteMemery/115429876741020387

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  • Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world
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    I’d put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you’re 18

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      That’s so meaaan

  • ALQ@lemmy.world
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    This dad jokes.

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    Vestern problems.

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    Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      You live a charmed live if a juicy weiner between the buns is what you call your wurst day.

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    That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you’ll just accuse me of being too heavily invested.

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    Thanks dad!

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    So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?

    • perishthethought@piefed.socialOP
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      It’s not my joke, but am Dad and I believe the kids have to come first and then BAM! Dad jokes.

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Top patenting.

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    Ok boomer.

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