A few ideas:
- it’d come in like a wrecking ball
- it would be slimmed-down, surgically
- notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
- it would be annoyingly noisy
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Let’s get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.
Honestly, BTS Linux might actually be a success.
There was a Taylor Swift Linux but it’s dormant
ruOS. Endorsed by RuPaul. Imagine how pissed the fascists over at omarchy would be.
Linus linux after Linus Sex Tips. Or linux for short.
Her vocal fry is the system wide notification sound
Sudo and elevated privilege failures queue playing the Achy Breaky Heart.
- You’re likely to get infected if you touch it
Antivirus scanners hate this one distro





