For Navi, the left cat, we call her Chunka Munk, Plasticat, and Ms. Infected Lips.
For Scorpi, the cat on the right, we call him Mr. Small, Spider Cat, and Crybaby.
I call mine MushMush, his name is Obor
My cat’s name is Spooky, since black cats are a common theme on Halloween (hey, that’s today!). We don’t call him Spooky very often, though. We often call him Spucky or Sporky, both originally mispronunciations of his name that someone said that we found funny. We also call him Scoopy, Kitty, Catster, and Mr. Cat.
This is him after I opened a tube treat for him.
(And no, my floor is not dirty. It’s old and damaged linoleum that looked like hell even when it was new.)
Their names are Booker and Hollow
Booker’s nicknames are Book, Bookbookbookbookbook, Stinky, and Baby because his meow is tiny and he’s baby
Hollow’s nicknames are Mister Man, Kermit (his meow sounds like Kermit swallowing a tennis ball), Holla at ya homeboy, Stinky, and Chocolate Boi because he turns chocolate brown in the sunlight.
They’re both so stupid and I love them.
sweetie and “you dumb sack of shit”.
sack shits everywhere. I keep sack around because nobody will take them and I don’t want them to be abused.
honestly I look forward to the day someone takes this cat from me or the day it’s no longer a burden.
sweetie is a sweetie, even so. they hate sack and refuses to be around them.
we treat them both the same, but I wouldn’t be sad if I woke up one day and didn’t have to clean shit up off the floors.
My cats name is Lucifer and I call him Luci, Luc (rhymes with goose) and I also call him Goose a lot. Its like he’s my ugly duckling. He loves cuddles and cries when he isn’t given all the attention. Is 3 going on 4 year old. I adopted him from a shelter where he was returned twice. I understand why but he’s just my big baby now. He name is also synonymous with “Fuck off”, “Quit crying you asshole” , and “Why the fuck does your shit smell so bad?”
Two cats, but either one can become “stinky” if their attitude matches.
Moose, floof, and Napoleon. No I will not elaborate.
This is Izzy, aka Her Majesty Queen Isabella Greypelt, Isabella Busy Boo, Izzy Boo, Busy Butt, and The Monochromatic Quadropus.
This is Miss Chiff, aka Widdle Bit or Tiny Tux. She weighs 8 pounds and she hates everyone except my mother.
Our boys passed on several years ago but their nicknames were Munch and Wee. Short for munchkin and wee boy. Sometimes wed called them The Munch and The Wee, like they were important titles.
Gusfraba, we call her “little monster”, “bugg”, also “the huntress”
Cori -> Cori Borealis (similar to Aurora Borealis)
Its very fun to say.
Neeks and Món
Grumpzilla and Grumpertons
Those pillows look like fake velvet microplastic fiber in that shot. If so, please consider switching your bedsheets and pillowcases out for natural fibers like cotton, hemp, or linen. Breathing in those fibers isn’t good for you or your cats.
At the time we were using suede pillowcases, I believe. We have since switched to silk.
That being said it’s all but impossible to avoid microplastics in attire. 100% cotton clothes are rare to come by, are expensive, and hard to wash and dry. Wool is all of the above with the addition of being itchy. All couches have carcinogenic fire retardants; all chicken is bathed in chlorine.
My favorite cat was named Buddy, but since he would get into a lot of mischief we would often refer to him as “the monster”. Once you start calling your cat Buddy Monster, you’ll find you’re now a very short distance from Monster of Buddies I’m pulling your strings.
