For Navi, the left cat, we call her Chunka Munk, Plasticat, and Ms. Infected Lips.
For Scorpi, the cat on the right, we call him Mr. Small, Spider Cat, and Crybaby.


I call mine MushMush, his name is Obor
My cat’s name is Spooky, since black cats are a common theme on Halloween (hey, that’s today!). We don’t call him Spooky very often, though. We often call him Spucky or Sporky, both originally mispronunciations of his name that someone said that we found funny. We also call him Scoopy, Kitty, Catster, and Mr. Cat.
This is him after I opened a tube treat for him.

(And no, my floor is not dirty. It’s old and damaged linoleum that looked like hell even when it was new.)

My cats name is Lucifer and I call him Luci, Luc (rhymes with goose) and I also call him Goose a lot. Its like he’s my ugly duckling. He loves cuddles and cries when he isn’t given all the attention. Is 3 going on 4 year old. I adopted him from a shelter where he was returned twice. I understand why but he’s just my big baby now. He name is also synonymous with “Fuck off”, “Quit crying you asshole” , and “Why the fuck does your shit smell so bad?”
Moose, floof, and Napoleon. No I will not elaborate.
This is Izzy, aka Her Majesty Queen Isabella Greypelt, Isabella Busy Boo, Izzy Boo, Busy Butt, and The Monochromatic Quadropus.

This is Miss Chiff, aka Widdle Bit or Tiny Tux. She weighs 8 pounds and she hates everyone except my mother.

Neeks and Món
Those pillows look like fake velvet microplastic fiber in that shot. If so, please consider switching your bedsheets and pillowcases out for natural fibers like cotton, hemp, or linen. Breathing in those fibers isn’t good for you or your cats.
At the time we were using suede pillowcases, I believe. We have since switched to silk.
That being said it’s all but impossible to avoid microplastics in attire. 100% cotton clothes are rare to come by, are expensive, and hard to wash and dry. Wool is all of the above with the addition of being itchy. All couches have carcinogenic fire retardants; all chicken is bathed in chlorine.
My favorite cat was named Buddy, but since he would get into a lot of mischief we would often refer to him as “the monster”. Once you start calling your cat Buddy Monster, you’ll find you’re now a very short distance from Monster of Buddies I’m pulling your strings.
Meriadoc aka Merry aka Merry Berry

Pippin aka pip boy aka pipsqueak

I have never seen a cat look so much like one of those worm-on-a-string toys

Precious and Vicious, can you guess which one is which?
I’m going to guess vicious is the one on the left, given the right cat’s wary look.
Yup, Juno is always on guard next to Nova.
Here is mon chat, mon chameau, mon chaton, mon petit, mon petit prout, my darling, my princess, my good girl, my delicate cupcake, my pweshuss and so on. Yes she is bilingual.

Mon p’tit prout 💨
Heureusement que les voisins ne comprennent pas quand je l’appelle 🤣
I don’t speak French but that emoji gives me a clue what that nickname might mean 😅
I think you’ve got it right, she is indeed a little fart
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This is Lucy, but at some point early on in our relationship my wife started calling her Chichi and it’s stuck.

Rocky (a.k.a. Brown-noser) and Adrian (a.k.a. Monkey face)

That is just a ridiculous nose. The nickname is apt!

Po’ Boy (Handsome Man)
Pepper Pepper Pepper (Pretty Kitty)
They are adorable!
They are! I was only going to get one cat after a nasty divorce, but found out they were a bonded pair and went home with two. They keep the silence at bay. I couldn’t picture my life without them.
For our Triscuit, we call her Triss most of the time. We really want another cat, a black one, to name Yennifer.
My black car is the most loving creature I’ve ever met. I hope you get a good one!
I’m more partial to red cars myself. :P
Lol I’m leaving it









