Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 26 days agoSomething that happened to you but no one believes you?message-squaremessage-square170fedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down16
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareSomething that happened to you but no one believes you?Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square170fedilink
minus-squareBring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·26 days agoI’ve had 7 car-deer collisions.
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·26 days agoDeer hate you and are trying to kill you.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·26 days agoDeer are just rats with plenty of room to grow.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·26 days agoI believe that. Around here everybody’s hit at least one. I once exploded one. I was going pretty fast down a hill and the poor bastard stepped right out in front of my 1984 Grand Marquis. When I say exploded, I mean EXPLODED. I had to hit the windshield wipers because all I could see was blood and grass. He only knocked a chunk out of my plastic grill, and I only saw a few chunks of him at the location of impact.
I’ve had 7 car-deer collisions.
Deer hate you and are trying to kill you.
Deer are just rats with plenty of room to grow.
Santa?
I believe that. Around here everybody’s hit at least one.
I once exploded one. I was going pretty fast down a hill and the poor bastard stepped right out in front of my 1984 Grand Marquis.
When I say exploded, I mean EXPLODED. I had to hit the windshield wipers because all I could see was blood and grass.
He only knocked a chunk out of my plastic grill, and I only saw a few chunks of him at the location of impact.