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minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agocooked broccoli tastes like the farts they make. steamed broccoli is lovely with some lemon pepper. fresh broccoli is great with some ranch or sourcream dip.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoSteamed broccoli is cooked broccoli.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agothere’s steamed and then there’s cooked. cooked being soft mushy and slimey.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agoDepends, have you been baked, boiled, broiled, poached, roasted, or broasted? Have you been steamed, sauteed, flambeed, simmered, stewed, or fried? Have you been blanched, grilled, braised, smoked, tempered, or acid-cured?
cooked broccoli tastes like the farts they make.
steamed broccoli is lovely with some lemon pepper.
fresh broccoli is great with some ranch or sourcream dip.
Steamed broccoli is cooked broccoli.
there’s steamed and then there’s cooked.
cooked being soft mushy and slimey.
That’s not what cooked means
oh…chat, am I cooked?
Depends, have you been baked, boiled, broiled, poached, roasted, or broasted? Have you been steamed, sauteed, flambeed, simmered, stewed, or fried? Have you been blanched, grilled, braised, smoked, tempered, or acid-cured?