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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 month ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 month ago
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  • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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    What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.

    • matlag@sh.itjust.works
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      He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.

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    Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?

    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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        …are there any women here today?

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      Inquiring minds want to know.

    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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      I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won’t be though.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal’s Wager

  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know if this is disingenuous “reasoning” or, an honest position.

    Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren’t just trolls, like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls, I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls

      That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There’s a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.

      I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals.

      Welcome to Post Modernist Mass Media. Manipulating public opinion is now more important than conveying anything that’s actually useful.

    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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      Master trolls are indistinguishable from stupid and/or evil people.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc

    • notarobot@lemmy.zip
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      Bullshit. I refuse to believe flat earthers actually exist. I’m convinced flat earthed groups are just idiots laughing at how stupid the rest are for actually believing it

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don’t touch.

  • ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io
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    Reminds me of that guy who was deported because he was too hot and turning all the guys gay

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      As a gay guy, I can see it

      • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.

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    I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?

    Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition

    So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.

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      Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn’t just because you could.

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    It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.

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    As the old disco song says, “Ain’t no closet big enough!” for this preacher

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    I’m gonna come right out and say it:

    A beard with no moustache looks weird.

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      A beard with no moustache looks weird.

      Agreed. It looks like the man’s face has been shortened.

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      Looks fine on this guy.

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      Hey, he wants to look like a half-shorn scrote. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”

      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        To hang out with the two wolves?

        • DamnianWayne@lemmy.world
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          Is wolf a subtype of gay?

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            You’re gonna have to ask the wolves, friend

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              Awoo?

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    It’s almost like it’s normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!

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    Add another panel where they’re making out

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    He must be a fan of the popular Australian band ‘The Beards’ and their popular ditty: “If your dad doesn’t have a beard then you’ve got two mums” and other excellent beard related songs.

    Old mate probably just got lost in translation.

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