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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 天前

Cope

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Cope

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 天前
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  • fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world
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    23 小时前

    That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.

  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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    This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard… YIKES!!!

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      21 小时前

      Imam wants to be an Idaddy

  • bampop@lemmy.world
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    Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don’t have a beard.

    Coincidence?

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    I’m gonna come right out and say it:

    A beard with no moustache looks weird.

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      Looks fine on this guy.

    • moseschrute@lemmy.zip
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    • ronl2k@lemmy.world
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      A beard with no moustache looks weird.

      Agreed. It looks like the man’s face has been shortened.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hey, he wants to look like a half-shorn scrote. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.

  • dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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    This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      Best I can do is lube up two buff men with olive oil and have them wrestle half-naked while other middle-aged men watch on the side.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        To hang out with the two wolves?

        • DamnianWayne@lemmy.world
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          Is wolf a subtype of gay?

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            You’re gonna have to ask the wolves, friend

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    Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn’t should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one “tempting” by just being there.

    So these people that hear this shit don’t think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.

    Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I’m going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?

    Or if being gay is a choice, why don’t more people who don’t have a problem with it make that choice?

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Okay, but the man has a point. Cleaning semen hair is not trivial.

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    What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.

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      He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.

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    Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?

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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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        …are there any women here today?

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      Inquiring minds want to know.

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      I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won’t be though.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal’s Wager

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    If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don’t touch.

  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    I feel like he needs that to be the case…

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    Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh

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