canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 days agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down110
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down13·17 days agoWhy? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
minus-squareTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·17 days agoI think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”
Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
I think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”