Well, so much for scientific research in Antarctica…it’s about to be a war zone.

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    The year is 2070. Common daily temps are between 35-45°C. Only 200k humans survive globally, and barely.

    They still use fossil fuels to generate electricity…

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      A truce has been reached between the forces of AE-X11 Musk and the virtual consciousness of Jeff Bezos as they vow to unite against the tribal council of the former Russian Federation to secure the remaining oil reserves in the desert plains of the Antarctic continent

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      If there’s only 200K people left, everything is going to be fine … for them.

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      Human population now being only 0.00025% of its peak, their greenhouse gas emissions are now insignificant, so, the planet is now finally recovering, fast.

      Edit : obviously I’m not a writer.

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      Doesn’t need a lot of oil to upkeep a population of 200k humans though.

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    For comparison, Venezuela has the world’s largest oil reserve at 303 billion barrels.

    Winter is coming.

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    It’s almost poetic. The oil got there because there was once vegetation on Antarctica, that decayed over the eons. Now the thirst for oil will lead to heating the planet enough to melt the ice again.

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      Hey what is this we? Don’t bring me into this. It’s always the same few assholes at the top doing it all

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        Is it not incumbent upon the rest of society to stop a maniac when he threatens to burn everything down? Inaction in the face of evil is complicity. We all need to start organizing for the revolution.

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      We? Bring them behind the shed in my back yard and ‘we’ won’t have this problem.

      I’d happily eat some long pig to reduce the overabundance of whiny bitches with money.

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    More to the point, what will the consequences be of that much carbon being repatriated into the atmosphere? I hear that Siberia has had some awfully hot, miserable summers recently. It’s likely not going to go over well with the climate problems Russia is having.

    Hmmmm.

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      The consequences aren’t a secret. Look up the Planetary Solvency actuarial report from earlier this year, for starters.

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        This report doesn’t talk about acidification tho. The ocean could drop us faster than light.

        As the ocean warms more co2 can dissolve so its an exponential rise

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    The issue with fossile fuels or more generally oil dependency isn’t the limited availability. It’s that they’re massive deposits of stored carbon and if we start burning them they get released to the atmosphere. With the oil deposits already known if we use them all, we’d have killed the planet long before the last drop of oil is used. We don’t need any new deposits.

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    Trump’s about to liberate Antarta… Aunt Tart… Antitartica… the place where the polar bears live!

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      Fun fact, though you may have known. Arctic basically means “of the bear” because of the northern position of Ursa Major (bear constellation, also the Big Dipper). Antarctic means “not of the bear”. Because of how words work, it’s also Arctic = “north” and Antarctic = “anti-north”.

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        Also pretty fun coincidence that the northern one is the only one with actual bears.