• Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
    1·
    15 天前

    First i thought my internet connection has a problem,

    after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,

    then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,

    in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.

  • blave@lemmy.world
    625·
    16 天前

    Madrid!?

    Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me

    Still, though, send me a pic

        • Victor@lemmy.world
          32·
          16 天前

          It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.

          • blave@lemmy.world
            118·
            16 天前

            Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke

            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

            I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.

            Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering

            ツ

            • squaresinger@lemmy.world
              62·
              15 天前

              Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it’s not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.

              • Victor@lemmy.world
                3·
                15 天前

                They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let’s not agitate them further. 😵‍💫

              • blave@lemmy.world
                14·
                15 天前

                I’m very much enjoying your lack of self-control. It’s very entertaining.

            • Victor@lemmy.world
              23·
              16 天前

              Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.

              And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.

              (Please don’t tell me to unalive myself! 😭)

              • blave@lemmy.world
                111·
                16 天前

                I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.

                I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though