The Screen Savers for your education: https://youtu.be/CJh-QhhzTKo

If you liked that, you’ll like his “Wat” talk. https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

The feeling you get when searching your codebase for references to your “uid” variable but this cheeky boy keeps popping up.

Not sure I understand the point of mcfly. zsh and fish have this functionality built in, where pressing Up with a command partially typed will give auto-completions to that partial match.

People join Lambchop on the second line so presumably those kids are singing about themselves. Or they just didn’t take Lambchop serious and got stuck in the time loop singing to their doom before the regret even had a chance to set in.

I prefer the term slot machine coding because you keep thinking you almost have a jackpot but there’s one lemon in there so you get that rush to keep pulling the lever and expecting different results.

Nah, this guy is clearly riled up about lifetimes.

For brotli compression, first check if nginx/angie has the correct modules (brotli and brotli_static) (nginx -V). If not, you can install it like so: https://www.getpagespeed.com/server-setup/nginx/brotli-static

Then create your brotli bomb by modifying the original author’s fish command: fish zip_bomb.fish | brotli --best > bomb.html.br

UB must be Undefined Behavior.

Why involve legal. Just go by a nickname at work and put that on your business contact.

How is this news? They’ve been doing this in the RoboCup since the 90’s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCup

These microservices are fun to look at, but the legacy side actually gets the job done.

Can someone explain this to a non-cat person? I’m guessing one of the two boxes is a litter box.

Then we’d be extinct you mean.

Thankfully it’s still in the uncanny valley.

Took me a minute. And for good measure… ;

These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??

the future of complex web apps*

I can see in-browser games and containerized desktop application benefiting from wasm, but simple ecommerce sites without all the fluff can be just as performant with SSR or a multi-page application. For instance several years ago I built the frontend and middleware for the Hart Tools and Ryobi Tools websites using Nuxt for SSR and Algolia for the search. Images are the majority of CPU and network load and the websites are snappy as a result. Even this tech stack is overkill for what the websites need to do but my point is for general use case this or a similar tech stack won’t benefit from introducing wasm.

Is that a yes or no question, or merely a suggestion?

Let’s get everybody on WET, in fact, let’s just call it UTC and be done with time zones.