“Yeah I am something of a Javascript user myself”
opens any modern webpage
Damn, I’m c-
I presume “vibe coder” stands for Visual Besic?
What do I get as PHP Developer?
A lambo obviously
A beating on a good day.
Programming in C++ is downright horrifying to me after trying other languages. The way it does generics is fucked up on so many levels…
C++ is a great language it you refrain from using 70% of its features.
Feels a bit like being told to do brain surgery and getting handed a hatchet, especially in the modern era.
Like, its a great learning language precisely because it does force you to think about what’s actually under the hood of your objects and attributes. You actually have to learn what a pointer is. You actually have to think about memory usage and system states. Its like Bio 1 when they have you dissect a rat.
But without a ton of library support, you’re doing so much heavy lifting. And with a bunch of library support… why not just use C#?
…do you mean C++ or just C? Cause, sure, you can poke around with pointers and references in C++ but it can also be used just like any other OOP language, whereas in C it’s absolutely necessary since it’s not an OOP language.
Cause, sure, you can poke around with pointers and references in C++ but it can also be used just like any other OOP language
Fair. It is harder to break things in C++ than C. Although I’ve definitely created a few memory leaks.
I’ll admit I haven’t actively fucked with C++ in over a decade, but in my experience you’re not going to find the kind of native integration with - say - Azure or SQL that’s baked into more modern languages. You can work around this with libraries. But eventually you’re just emulating a higher level language.
#include <delusion>error: expected primary-expression before '=' token 1 | #define GIRLFRIEND = NULL | ^
Let’s not go referring to vibe coders as developers, now.
C++ lets you assign variables with <%%> in case your parents were killed by an equals sign.
TIL about
bat! Looks awesome!Look into batman too. Its like bat but for man pages
I have the perfect module to use this once. Most people will see it and will figure out that it is doing what it should, but no one can change it because the file will be LFS locked like 99% of the time.
Finally, someone gets it
What is happening there?
Is it about templates? I can’t find any reference for that syntax.
I mixed digraphs and initilization together.
Oh, I didn’t know about digraphs at all. C++ is a really big language.
And wow, that’s a well hidden footgun.
As a c++ professor, I would never lie to my students like this.
MatLab user
I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language
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It’s realer than vibe coding.
A unicorn written in thunkable is realer than vibe coding
Tru dat
Gnu octave on the other hand…
Then what’s Java?
A language for describing frameworks.
Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don’t know if it’s really suited for that.
Shadow that is cast by the sins of men
Coffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol
A hive of villiany and boilerplate
Exorcist
Am a trans Rust developer. Can confirm.
I’m old and remember when all the trans women were Haskellers. now they’ve all moved to Rust and here I am, still toiling away with my monads and combinators, a lonely spinster. 😔
Do I get points for being an F# nerd?
you get so many points you’ll want a computation expression and some custom infix operators to handle all of them!
The word for R Studio fan is “scientist”
Scientists too busy writing grant proposals to realise that the developers of RStudio have made Positron, which is VS Code based and generally better
Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user
everybody on the internet is a javascript user! do you even develop, bro?
I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.
Is that why people keep calling each other gay online?
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C++, ew, no thanks, also where is C??
You can’t spell “INCEL” without “C”
😭😭😭😭
I was a C/C++ dev for a long time. Then a while back I got an ewaste Thinkpad running Linux and have started developing in Rust. When do my programming socks show up?
