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linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Please provide your address, email address, phone number, and a scan of your ID card to activate Linux.
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  Maybe your bank login just in case.
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  Oh, you have more than 4GB of RAM? Looks like the Linux Starter Edition subscription won’t be enough for you. You’ll need to upgrade to Linux Pro Home Studio with Copilot Standard for $35 a month

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