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sonofearth@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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My nightmare

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sonofearth@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world
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    Mark my words. There will be Linux that does this and it will be the most popular distro.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      … time to re-boot development on Hannah Montana Linux, it is then…

      You DID NOT activate Linux!

      wrecking ball crashes through both your desktop, and also random parts of the actual file structure

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  • DelnitaCrane@lemmy.world
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    Turn On Linux Backup Sign-in to your Linux Account to automatically save your Desktop, Documents, and Pictures to TuxDrive!

    • raptore39@lemmy.ca
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      10 hours ago

      THIS would have me screaming

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Best I can do is:

    You must activate Linux within 30 days.

         \   ^__^ 
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
    
    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      13 hours ago
      echo "H4sIAAAAAAAAA1OIJwpw2SgE5KQmFqcqOCaXZJYllqQq+GTmlVYolGeWZGTmKRgbKKQkVhYr2HEp\
      6BIFuBSQgEaMviZUQCM+X6EGJqmvgGDHABHULQoIIQjQzEcYp18DNh+hEaiuBirDBQApvkoY7gAAAA==" \
       | base64 -d | gzip -d
      
      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        12 hours ago

        Pretty sure I’m not gonna be running anything involving “gzip -d”, seems like probably a bad idea, lol.

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          coward, I bet you don’t pipe curl into bash either.

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Ahah, ah… yeah, yep, uh, you got me, stinkin little coward over here.

            But uh hey, I could always try that out on your PC, right big bro?

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          But I jus need to look at this cute virus real quick

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            Is that even some particular kind of actual instruction set, or just gibberish that would cause something like a fork bomb?

            I guess it is a base-d virus though, 64 ways to sunday…

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              For it to be anything executable you’d have to pipe it into bash again to evaluate it

              For it to be a zip bomb of any merit, the gzipped contents would have to have more than a few bytes

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    If I were in charge of a distro I’d push this as an update on April Fools Day

    Which is part of why I’d be a bad pick for the position XD

    • sonofearth@lemmy.worldOP
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      The commit will never be allowed😂

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    “Microsoft has reached a deal to purchase Linux”

    • apftwb@lemmy.world
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      “Linus Torvalds sold his share of Linux to Microsoft for $1.8B”

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        1.8B is way too cheap for something as big as Linux, hell fucking Minecraft sold for 2B

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      What a horrifying timeline that would be!

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      You’re too late. The rebellion has flown away.

  • beautiful_orca@discuss.tchncs.de
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    https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      surprised its not just Conky.

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    Please provide your address, email address, phone number, and a scan of your ID card to activate Linux.

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      Oh, you have more than 4GB of RAM? Looks like the Linux Starter Edition subscription won’t be enough for you. You’ll need to upgrade to Linux Pro Home Studio with Copilot Standard for $35 a month

    • sonofearth@lemmy.worldOP
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      Maybe your bank login just in case.

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    Fedora has a Gnome Shell extension that adds Fedora over the wallpaper.

    Shouldn’t be hard to make your dreams a reality

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    Zorin OS is (last I checked) not free for the full version. IDK how they enforce that considering they are still open-source, but you can only get Zorin OS Lite for free. You have to pay to get the full OS. I’ve just always found that funny.

    • sonofearth@lemmy.worldOP
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      I am a simple man. I don’t look anything beyond vanilla Arch, Debian and Fedora.

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    sudo activate

    done

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      something something “keyring service not properly configured” something something

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      systemctl disable activationcheck.service

      • MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml
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        systemctl mask activationcheck.service

      • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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        Permission Denied

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    Dear God, that would wake me up sweating

  • varyingExpertise@feddit.org
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    RHEL?

    • sonofearth@lemmy.worldOP
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      “Windows Linux”

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    I want a wallpaper.

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      Wallpaper

      Activate Linux Overlay

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        There’s a Mac version labeled (horrific). So many levels to unpack there.

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        I’m pretty sure there’s a GNOME extension for it as well.

      • Buffalox@lemmy.world
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        Cool thanks. 👍

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        WOO.

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