My cousin got a vasectomy. I’m basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it’s fine then
Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.
I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross
That looks truly terrible
Plenty of shock value at the end
You just need hotter cousins
You’re tellin’ me. I couldn’t even keep it up.
what in the Alabama
That fivehead is on point.
It explains much
Hapsburg forehead
It’s a good big target
can you explain this to a brit
Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest
The Royal family
But the tweet doesn’t even mention nonces
Incest isn’t ALWAYS pedophilia.
I meant the Royal Family are nonces. They’re incestous too, but that’s besides the point
Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.
It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.
Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.
Hope this helps! Go with God.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is most instructional in this regard.
It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company
So you’re saying she did nothing wrong?
They appear to be from Birmingham.
Not the UK one.
Does distinguishing country actually matter here?
The American Birmingham is in Alabama, which has a certain reputation relevant to this meme.
So does the original Birmingham, which is why they said that.
Really? I feel I would have heard of it at some point in my handful of decades living in the UK.
The original Birmingham is in Alabama?
England.
Yes, in the UK you have to say “bap tide”
So, they should know?
I mean IDK if you’re both guys and you’re second cousins I heard it doesn’t even count and he agrees
I understand the circumstances, but maybe next time if you wait until you have your dominant hand available for typing, your post might be a little bit more coherent.
'Twas many years ago and the ensuing drama from being caught and him being left behind while the rest of his immediate family went back to Michigan, well, it’s not a particularly jerkable memory.
Oh, right, yeah, that’s quite the drama, and not in a good way. Hope it turned out OK in the end.
So much Giving, so much Thanks
No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They’re known as the inbreds.
it would have cost you nothing to not say that…
And now we pay
Misery loves company, I guess
Roll tide!
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The joke is that “the walk with the cousins” usually implies stepping outside to smoke weed with them before dinner, so that you have a big appetite. This tweet flips that joke on its head because you go into it thinking that’s what the post was going to be about, but instead it’s about incest.
What, jokes?
you’ve clearly never had a hot cousin
