I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?
gonna increase my skull diameter by an inch and concuss the FUCK out of myself.
Quite a lot are picking Tirana.
I suspect there’ll be some telefragging in the future.
People here talk about doing crime with the black pill, but I would instead just be the perfect astronaut.
Think about it, they could shoot you in space without having to think about how to get you back. No landing, no parachute, just a one way rocket launch.
Space agencies would be practically forced to hire you on the spot.
You underestimate the vastness of space and the reach we have with current technology.
Not having to worry about return frees up a lot of delta-v budget. Less need for supplies frees up more. It’d massively improve payload.
Can you bring anything with you? Is it a naked thing or do you bring clothes? What counts as clothes? Can you ‘wear’ a two tonne rock? Etc
Anything you bring back has to be internal.
Alllll the way up, Morty.
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Red pill,I guess 🤷♂️
Give me dat blue pill and drop me in Schism. Those weird clay people look like they know how to party!
Dinner with Luol Deng of course. I don’t know who it is but that pill means I get free dinner every night.
You only get one dinner
Plot twist: you are the dinner.
ITT: a lot of people who don’t commit crimes because they’re afraid they’d get caught instead of, you know, ethics.
Getting a speaking dog is so amazingly superior it’s not even funny
The black pill is the logical one to take. It’s basically a get out of death (or jail, I suppose) free card if you can use it at the right time. Unfortunately, most people don’t speak the language or have a passport that would allow them to leave the country. So you might have problems there.
Changing eye color at will would be cool as well, but not as useful in an emergency.
One needs to read terms and conditions. Where in Tirana?
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head
God save… What the fuck?
Just how we do things down under mate
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.
It doesnt say you can teleport back…
You keep flying back into your country from Albania with no proof you ever left you’re gonna get “interviewed” at an airport really fast.
I’d move to Albania and buy the property my teleport leads to. Then I can get home instantly.
Honestly I was going to talk shit but the capital looks pretty nice. Dont know how far out of town Id want to go but…
TOOL? QB, XFL? (Luol Deng?) Are those Chinese abbreviations (and celebrity)?
If you legitimately don’t know tool, you’re getting recycled. Now get in line for the grinder. Totally not what you think a grinder would be. Grinder making grinding humans noises yeah ignore that and have fun.
Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.
This one with some preparation could be the base for quite some high risk activities.
Can you teleport things with you? If so, use your ability to start a business importing items to Albania with nearly zero shipping costs, then invest in the local community until it’s a really nice city to teleport home to.
So a smuggling ring?
I mean, $5 is $5…
Five bucks is best bucks! ✋
