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"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button
Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."
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Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.
Just like a real CEO.
Johnson, it’s perfect. Fire me immediately.
I think an ai could outperform my executives.
One of them sent out an email about how we weren’t making enough money. But don’t worry, he has a strategy that we will execute on and fix it.
The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time… That is literally it. Not even picking “high value” versus “high volume”, just a declaration that we can do both. If this genius plan doesn’t work, it’s just because the sales people failed to execute against his brilliant strategy well enough.
The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time
Good strategy if he can pull it off. 🤣🤣🤣
This isn’t even a joke. My CEO is the biggest idiot in the company, and I have ample evidence to prove it.
He uses AI constantly.
Even in AI dystopia female representation at the executive level is nonexistent.
Perhaps that’s backwards. Maybe women make batter CEOs, so AI parody of failure doesn’t apply as strictly.
AI is basically going to be… “It wasn’t me it was the robot” argument.
I’m not a racist…
I didn’t push the company to lower safety standards…
I did not have sexual relations with that woman…
And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.
AI is the new consulting firm.
They had me at “Sustainability - Save the planet by talking about it.”
Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.
“If you got to punch the clock why don’t you punch your boss instead?” Jello Biafra
“Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence” - Thank you for this wonderful quote, applicable to nearly all Harvard MBAs.
The real top boss is the Chairman of the Board of Directors, although the Chairman is often appointed CEO, it doesn’t always happen. The Board of Directors is made up of large shareholders - the people who actually own the company. The CEO is technically just an employee and needn’t own any shares at all (although that would be extremely abnormal).
So, there may actually be a time when a corporation’s Board decides to use an “AI” as their CEO to cut costs.
Sounds more like a push button cult leader
This website is a blank page.
Control your boss before they control you.
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