TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
Linux!
i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good
No idea what any of that is.
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that
ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuckis a valid command,lscomes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
You’re sitting on it
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not ready
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
Bring out the GIMP!
You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks
Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn’t come in a flat pack crate.
🐈😻😼😽😾😿😹😸😺😽😼😹😺😾😻🐈😸😼😽😹😾🐈😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺
All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!
Can I pay with the protest salary on my antifa card?
