Cue the news conference where she pulls out a 2000 page binder that she claims are the documents, only to just be blank pages.

More defense spending? They can’t even afford rice

“Now I’m off to my golf course for a week to relax”

“He wasn’t in control at all”

And yet somehow running the country?

The United States government is now one big edge lord troll

“If I say it, I makes it real!”

“I bet she has tattoos!”

Weak, pathetic little man baby. Tried to play chicken with the world economy. Now, not only did he blink, he shat himself as he ran away before the game had even started. What a pathetic loser.

This only makes he think this is one of the ways he’s been trying to influence elections already. Must be pretty effective if he is fighting this hard for it.

“Why don’t you just ask your dad for some money?”

Cause that’s a great way to motivate me and get me to do what you want, just scream at me. That shows me you have power and authority…oh, no, wait, that just shows how much of a huge man baby you are and how much pleasure I’ll have telling you to fuck off right to your face.

“One nation, under God, indivisible…”

Can lgbtq parents opt out of religious materials in schools as well?

Scholars? We need scholars to tell us that sending US citizens to a concentration camp with no due process is a constitutional crisis??? Schoolhouse Rock, where did we go wrong?

Hey, how about you do your job and impeach the motherfucker that is doing it? Maybe? Do your damn job? Perhaps?

“Family requires empathy, empathy is for the weak, ergo, family is weak”

They saw the rv industry in elbow deep and decided to go lock step?

Ooooo now the fascist dictator has “limits” of things he can do. Look at him totally not give a flying fuck and go ahead with his plan of ruining the world.