TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoWould you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareWould you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
You do not get to turn these powers off, they are always active. This question was inspired by those toy dinosaur things.
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 days agoIt does say slowly, we really need more information about the rates at which you grow and shrink. Still I think the growing in water thing at least seems to have some potential positives whereas glow in the dark is just annoying.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoI imagine guys would do it just so they could have temporarily larger penises. I know I would. “Babe, I’mma wreck your holes tonight, let me hop in the bath.”
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoWould you be able to stay hard when you grow? We haven’t asked enough questions.
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoPeople with penises get hard because of blood flow to the penis, so I imagine absorbing water might have a similar effect 💀
minus-squareManucode@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoIf only your volume increases while your mass stays the same, your density would decrease which might potentially save you from drowning.
It does say slowly, we really need more information about the rates at which you grow and shrink. Still I think the growing in water thing at least seems to have some potential positives whereas glow in the dark is just annoying.
I imagine guys would do it just so they could have temporarily larger penises.
I know I would.
“Babe, I’mma wreck your holes tonight, let me hop in the bath.”
Would you be able to stay hard when you grow? We haven’t asked enough questions.
People with penises get hard because of blood flow to the penis, so I imagine absorbing water might have a similar effect 💀
Life, uh, finds a way
If only your volume increases while your mass stays the same, your density would decrease which might potentially save you from drowning.