I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

  • loie@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    one of the fork tines was slightly bent so they don’t line up perfectly

    That would irritate me more than getting forked in the first place.