Telling my accountant relative how I heard I should put money into an IRA, and so Seamus says him and the boys are grateful for the aid
The first politician with his own theme tune. How he wasn’t elected is beyond me.
He was pro-brexit, and had a fantasist’s mentality over Trident. Many people didn’t like this.
Thatcher has a theme too, but she only got it when she croaked.
Why did I immediately imagine the sound a stream of piss makes in a toilet.
Jeremy Corbyn was simply ahead of his time.
Like Hezbollah and Hamas care about Christmas
My landlady is Muslim. She was happy when I wished her a Merry Christmas, and also decorated her house for the holidays.
It’s not like it really has anything to do with Christianity nowadays.Never really had anything to do with Christianity in the first place either. It’s an old Germanic tradition celebrating the winter solstice. When the insane Yahweh cult took control over Europe they inserted themselves into all of our stories and rituals.




