To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!
Protein enhancement
Hot glue
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Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
Wow that’s sad but understandable.
… Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don’t smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it…
WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it
Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn’t totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.
Reminds me of that scene from Fight Club. Apparently everyone on WikiHow is high on concentrated oxygen 😄
That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.
Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾
What the fuck is wrong with you?
“Beating a dead horse” is an old saying/idiom in the US meaning “that a particular effort is futile, being a waste of time without a positive outcome,” such as flogging/beating a dead horse, which will not compel it to do useful work. Maybe it didn’t land as well I thought it would.
Yeah, that’s some serious chronic severe lameness 😟
Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.
This guide is perfect
It’s a really grim article but it’s goddamn hilarious that it exists. I’m just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. “Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay…” points gun at blindfolded horse “…now what? Hang on.”
I really like this pic earlier in the article where the vet’s stethoscope is informing the owner that the horse has a tadpole and is going to turn into a mind flayer 😁
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Also this isn’t how you shoot a horse
How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?
If you’ve never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you’re going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You’re going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You’re going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won’t create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.
Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn’t get an option not to learn this
Interesting although solemn
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Attendants ride with the horses when shipping overseas. If a horse panics it can imbalance the plane leading to catastrophic failure
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They are sedated to oblivion. Its just that like any sedative or anesthetic it can wear off if things get so stressful that the drugs turn out not to be enough.
That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.
They just start making MILF porn instead.
18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILFMore like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf
Basically the second you can’t play “teen” convincingly anymore it’s off to milfland
Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?
I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
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All milf and step mum are under 30
These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑
Syren De Mer is 53
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explain…?
Not the guy you’re replying to, but I’ve read (and my personal experience confirms) that women in their 30’s have high sex drives, a lot more sexual experience, and are a lot more blunt about what they want. I don’t sleep with guys, but as a guy in my 30’s, this tracks with how I’ve developed as well, so it’s probably more of a 30’s thing than a woman thing.
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Hottest? Hell no, most of them hit the wall at 30. 18-25 is the prime age.
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Are you scooping them up from school or sum
Okay Leonardo DiCaprio
Based Leo
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Holy shit Lemmy ain’t afraid to talk about their spankables. Well done. Kinda freaky.
This just needs Hunter Biden diving in front of the guy with the gun, returning fire.
