• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    US should just change to the Russian national anthem until the current puppet is out of office

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    6 hours ago

    I have very, very strong opinions about the the US national anthem (the Star Spangled Banner). It’s too long, too boring, the words are weird because it was a poem first. As a kid, I had a hard time remembering the lyrics to the song (to put it in perspective, I had no problem remembering the Canadian national anthem after couple listens of the version that was on the South Park Movie OST). Furthermore, the US national anthem is written by a pro-slavery dick head. Lastly, 99% of people do not have the vocal range to hit the highest notes.

    You know what is a great, catchy song, that anyone can sing? Woodie Guthrie’s This Land is Your Land. I am half willing to drop the lines critical of the US government, if it means that it would be chosen as the national anthem. (Edit: grammar)

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      5 hours ago

      As a funny idea with American being so shallow and stupid these days I think the national anthem should be whatever was the number one song of the year before and it should change every year.

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    7 hours ago

    United States: The battle hymn of the republic.

    The line “as christ died to make men holy let us die to make men free” slaps, and in general it’s just a better post civil war anthem. We could do John Brown’s Body (same tune different words) if we’re feeling more based

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      5 hours ago

      Porno,

      Fuck yeah!

      Valium,

      Fuck yeah!

      Edit after watching the video: fuck this so perfectly encapsulates America’s bullshit. Between firing a rocket launcher at a terrorist toppling the Eifel tower into the arc de Triomphe, and shooting a jeep into the Sphinx.

      I never watched the movie after I matured, I really should rewatch that movie.

      Also forgot there was a slowed down version, and while not sobbing, I did shed a tear. I feel Kamail Nanjiani crying during Godzilla.

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    11 hours ago

    John Cage - 4’33

    Everyone just has to sit in silence and think about why having a nationalist song is kinda weird in the light of the modern day

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      I see John Cage - 4’33, I upvote.

      When I think about it’s almost certainly my most listened to song. Some days I’ll just listen to it on repeat for hours

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    8 hours ago

    Right now? The End of the Innocence

    O’ beautiful, for spacious skies
    Now those skies are threatening
    They’re beating plowshares into swords
    For this tired old man that we elected king
    Armchair warriors often fail
    And we’ve been poisoned by these fairy tales
    The lawyers clean up all details
    Since daddy had to lie